how does one tell a boy that one likes him
I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:
- text them and start playing one of those 20q games
- if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
- if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.- If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”
dude that is genius
slow clappin’ it out.

My co-worker sent an email saying he would be late because he was trying to untie a squirrel tail knot. I asked for a picture, and he delivered.
This is the email he sent:I was pressed into squirrel rescue this morning on my way out. 5 young squirrels got tangled in Christmas lights in my neighbor’s yard. We got the lights off, but now their tails are one big knot, so I have to bring them into a rescue place to untie them, as I am unequipped to untie squirrel tail knots. I should be in this afternoon.“as I am unequipped to untie squirrel tail knots.”
Goddammit Quinto you and your vocabulary battle bullshit (x)In which the actors are their characters.
If you aren’t following Zachary Quinto on twitter and/or Instagram you are wrong
best decision of my life
and i don’t care if i lose my mind x

Is this real
SHIT. EXCUSE ME WHILE I THROW MY SCHOOL UNIFORM ON IT’S ABOUT TO GET KAWAII UP IN THIS BITCH
YO SEMPAI, LETS ROLL I’M LATE FOR BAD BITCH SCHOOL

