Good reminder that every expert started out as an amateur
Uromastyx likes her belly rubbed
this is a fucking lizard getting her belly rubbed if you don’t think that’s the cutest shit then get out of my blog
LOOK AT ITS LIL ARMS FLAPPING AWWWWWWWW
he sAID THE THING
zero fucks given.
This was written by a 8th grader… Let that sink in.
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Married life with Ellen and Portia.
i really wanna get a puppy and name khan but i fear i’d be too tempted to yell “KHAAAAAN” everytime he peed on the rug or something
these two have stopped the apocalypse like 4 times and it is this easy to casually sneak up behind and taze them
LIKE I’VE BEEN SAYIN THIS SINCE FOREVER
YO FRIENDS READ THIS BOOK NOW